Cowboy W
(second line updated after November 2, 2004)

Ah'm President Bush
Ah even won an election.
Guns give me a rush--
Ah kin git an erection!

Ah din't find Osama
But Ah din't give a damn.
Ah reloaded mah ammo
And took out Saddam.

What's that yew say Ma'am?
Why'd Ah do that?
Why because that Saddam
Is a mean evil rat!

Ah still say he had a lotta
Weapons of mass destruction,
And anyways he nevah bought a
Democratic election.

So Ah deeposed that baddy
With mah big guns.
He tried to kill Daddy
But Ah got his sons.